People constantly say that they want to be more hip. And when someone discovers something that classifies them as “hip” it makes their day and gives them bragging rights. I like to call this “edge.” Others might describe it as “cool” or “gangsta”—no matter the description, people strive for this edgy status.
How to get your edge:
Step one in making yourself appear edgy is to alter your language. Don’t go overboard, steer away from phrases like “jiggy.” Small simple changes will give you that subtle edge you desire. And it’s easy! Just mix up the endings of your words.
There are several ways of doing this:
1. Take off the ending of the word.
Instead of saying “That’s hilarious.” Say “That’s hilar.”
Instead of saying “My favorite song is Senorita.” Say “My fave song is Senorita.”
Instead of saying “I was busting up.” Say “I was bustin’ up.”
Be careful though, I’ve heard people say “ridic” instead of ridiculous, and this just doesn’t sound right…probably giving you negative edge points!
2. Alter the ending of the word:
My fave example is saying “preggo” or “preggars” instead of pregnant.
Other options:
Add “ster” to the end of a word.
“That guy was such a creepster.” Or “That guy was such a clingster!”
Add “ilicious” to the end of a word. “That’s nerdilicious.”
3)And if you’re ever in doubt of what to say, just bust out “Ohhhh, snap!”
